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 An
Australian family favourite - the perfect bar accessory for
anyone who likes to impress their mates with their toys.
This, is a genuine kangaroo scrotum folks,
if you click on the picture to enlarge it you'll notice an
abundance of hair... yes, the kangaroo has hairy balls too!
According to legend, there lived in the
center of Australia an aboriginal boy. He came once upon a
small kangaroo in the bush, caught it by the tail, and made
a purse out of its dear little symbol of masculinity. He gave
it to his girl, and she kept seeds and berries in it. Next
he saw a large kangaroo. He caught it with a spear and made
another purse from its thick, large and abundant symbol of
masculinity. He gave it to his father who kept stones and
things of value in it.
 Ever
since then, male kangaroo scrotum purses have been popular
amongst the aborigines. For women, the soft pliable one; for
men the strong, wrinkled one. They became as important as
one's own symbol of masculinity and were recognized as the
bringing luck items. That's why kangaroo scrotum purse is
often called the "Lucky Bag" or "Lucky Pouch".
 Now
you might wonder why we Aussies are lopping off one of our
national symbol's testicles and shamelessly promoting them
as a souvenir... after all, you don't see Africans selling
giraffe tongue, or zebra stripes.
Kangaroo is subject to Australian Government
protection, but needs to be constantly harvested to control
its numbers owing to its prolific breeding habits. (They root
like rabbits here, I tell ya!) Through this harvesting program
we are able to make available to you the famous kangaroo scrotum,
intricately handcrafted into a useful bar tool - the bottle
opener!
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Other Aussie Goodies:
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The
Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Opener comes in a variety of colours,
mostly shades of grey, brown and white and can be  presented
tastefully; in our Gifts
Of Distinction
range.
Have you got a mate that has everything?
I bet he hasn't got a kangaroo scrotum bottle opener... and
I bet it's a present he won't forget for a long long time!
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Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Opener;)
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